Marbles Warbles

Sorry the place is such a mess. Make yourself at home.

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

That sexy sizzle, though.
Makes me feel like I’m the cook.
Skillets. Am I right?

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

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bondoge:

my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

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realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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